if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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