I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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