your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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