Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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