I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Be still, my beating vagina.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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