Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We got so high we made milksteak
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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