He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
