Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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