Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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