that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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