FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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