Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
they need to just BURY HIM!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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