she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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