I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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