I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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