ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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