Me. At least after what I've been through.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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