Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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