coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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