no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You are a genius and a whore.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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