I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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