so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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