I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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