I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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