ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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