Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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