he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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