Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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