if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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