What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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