don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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