well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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