You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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