WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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