Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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