do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Everclear isn't food dammit
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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