So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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