weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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