I'm going to jail i love you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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