Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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