white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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