I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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