I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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