GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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