Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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