We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
