check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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