He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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