i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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