my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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