Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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